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The 10 Commandments of Choochery

Don’t Be A Chooch!

What manner of choochery is this? Did you violate one of the Ten Commandments of the Family Of The Leaf? Take note, so you don’t repeat the mistake!

  1. Thou shalt not act as though you have all cigar knowledge giving you permission to be critical of others with less knowledge than you.
  2. Thou shalt not put a cigar in your mouth prior to cutting it. No one wants to use the same cutter as you if you’re cutting a slobbery cigar.
  3. When smoking indoors, thou shalt not drop your ash anywhere, but in the ashtray.
  4. When smoking outdoors, thou shalt not worry about where another BOTL/SOTL’s ashfalls.
  5. When in a cigar shop, thou shalt not handle or sniff cigars you are not planning to purchase, especially if the cigar has no cellophane.
  6. Thou shalt not stamp your cigar out, especially if smoking indoors. Doing so leaves afoul odor.
  7. Thou shalt not spit in the ashtray.
  8. Thou shalt not boast about the Cuban cigars that you have smoked!
  9. Thou shall not judge another person's taste in cigars.
  10. Thou shalt not cut the cigar to far into the cap

The legalistic Choocher 

  1. Thou shall not Ash on yourself.
  2. Thou shall not mispronounce a cigar term.
  3. Thou shall not Spill your drink while smoke a cigar
  4. Thou shall not Smoking any flavored Backwoods at a cigar gathering
  5. Thou shall not Fail to light your cigar after 2 matches.
  6. Though shall not Use a punch on a torpedo cigar.

The true Legalist may add or take away from this list.

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Emblazoned with the Ten Commandments of the Family Of The Leaf, this coin stands as a testament to camaraderie, respect, and impeccable cigar etiquette. Whether you’re a seasoned connoisseur or a budding enthusiast, the Chooch coin is your guardian against the perils of choochery.

So, grab your Chooch coin today and elevate your smoking sessions to the pinnacle of sophistication. Remember, with great cigars comes great responsibility. Don’t be a chooch. 

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